It sings...

Upon gazing the trees, the Earth trembled beneath my feet. Shudders were sent down through my single cold spine, shattering each and every bone into lose pieces within myself. The movement of milli-decibals within my ligaments were present and chatter in my mouth was heard. I closed my eyes and prayed for calmness and for peacefulness. My legs were still shaking. My head was as if it was on a gigantic chainsaw. The view looked edgy and ice was going down my bones. When I opened my eyes......

I saw three white Perodua Kancils in front of me, parked. 

I looked at my badge. 

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3 (D) 

i was the third in line to take the motorcar (D) drivers test. 

After the second finished his turn, I was ready to start my engine. Moom! woah.. the tiny sound of a kancil startled me for a little. I started the test. slowly, I entered the parking lot. then i proceeded to the 3 point turn. The 3 point turn was my weakest part. Slowly I entered my car inside, and did all the procedures, and i got out. and i proceeded to the HILL. That was easy though.. And my interior test was over, I got down from the KANCIL, and went over to a JPJ person to take my results.... 

deng

deng

deng

deng!!!!! 

yay!!! I passed all of them!!!! 

then...

I had to wait..... 

in the meantime....... 

A few others were having their test too.. and i had the laugh of my life XD

a person "die fire" [死火] at the HILL over 10 times!!! walau-eh!!! 

then.... it was the town running test

i was ready

the JPJ lansi examinor was ready..

i was so damn unlucky i got the most lansi lanyong examinor... 

i was greeting him... the dialogue as below..

ME: Encik, selamat pagi.. 

JPJ: ... ...

ME: Saya periksa dulu ya~~ Saya periksa lampu tepi...

JPJ: CEPAT JALAN! 

(wow... i was stunned for a while)

ME: ... ...

JPJ: ... ... 

ME: Saya jalan sekarang ya.. 

JPJ: ... ... ( lansi yong ) 

ME: Saya buka air cond ya ( still smiling ) 

JPJ: ... ...

ME: Saya jalan ya... 

JPJ: CEPAT!! TEKAN MINYAK!!! 

ME: o...

JPJ: JALAN!!! MINYAK MANA?! CEPAT SIKIT!! 

=.=

ME: ... ... 

( At the junction, we gotta stop. There was a motor ) 

JPJ: JALAN TERUS!!! 

ME: Encik, ada motor... 

JPJ: JAUH LAGI!! JANGAN PEDULI!!

ME: ... ... ( damn it ) 

( Fast forward a few minutes ) 

( He was on the phone, suddenly talk to me without me knowing) 

JPJ: U kerja apa?? 

ME: ... ... ( concentrating on driving ) 

JPJ: HOI! SAYA TANYA KAMU! U KERJA APA??!!!

ME: ( walau-eh.. kena electric shock ah..) oh, tarak.. saya lepasan spm..

JPJ: ... ...

ME: ( try to make things nice ) skrang cari kerja susah ya...

JPJ: MANA SUSAH??!!! JANJI RAJIN, BOLEH LA!!

ME: ( 他妈的。。。）... ...

JPJ: TEKAN MINYAK!! CEPAT!! CEPAT!! GRR!!! 

ME: ( I was at 60km/h. And that was the speed limit for the area ) 

JPJ: CEPAT SKIT LAR!! 

ME: ( I didnt bother him ) 

JPJ: CEPAT LAR!! BOLEH LAJU SIKIT KAH??????!!!!! 

ME: ( Ignorance is perfect ) 

( And so it went on to the destined place, RAY PANDU )

I got down from the car and i got the result from him. Thank god I passed it!! So i thanked him but he still lansi lanyong... stupid shit.... lcly!!! 

but i also thank him lar, cos he let me go under stress.. which i may use in the future.... so....

anywayz.... 

Do u hear my engine singing now? 

Well, i hear it roaring!! >.^