Spell R-U-B-B-I-S-H

I've been lacking some topics to discuss on or to debate on these few days... Each time I get a topic, I try to remember to blog it out, but somehow, there's some sh*t sticking in my OUTPUT section of my brain which makes me hard to err.........* i don't really wanna say it.. can i? promise me not to flag my bog, ok..?* ok? 

well, u didnt say ok or not.. at least i didnt hear it.. 

so

let it be, let it be, let it be, let it be, wisper words of boredom, let it beeeeeeee....

 

 

 

and so it came to pass, this darling boy which hails from the planet beside mars, out of the range of venus, nothing to do with the yin or yang, male or female, from the country of rsuaah [ i didnt spell it yaaaaaaa], from a black and white state using the elephant's tusks as its lougou, from the zone of bbbbbbbeeeeeeennnnnntttoooooonnggggggggggggg, and in a taman called stg stg indah ( dun wanna tell u, later u come and sue me ), and in some house called a house but not really needed to be called a house but in actual fact is a house and at the same time as a house as a house should look like a house and has nothing to do with greg house from the axn channel which has house but has everything to do with a house. and i stay in a room which is supposed to be addresed as a room and it can be any room but not a room as it is a dog house but not a house and a room but not a ...... wait... I'm going crazy here... better stop talking about this.. really.. I'l be banging ma' head on the com screen which has eventually showed me the words PLEASE BANG HERE at the center of the monitor. =.=

my computer is black and my face is white. 

White is my favourite colour and thats when black is, too

my phone is black and my pillow is white, 

that's why my sh*t and othr stools are of the same colour, too..

( this is the greatest poem of the 30th century. You have to read it to rhyme. If what u read doesnt rhyme, hey, its not the poems fault, its your fault!! ) 

haiyo..... this blog is not me actually... its who I am you ahould see now is me. understand? now, read it phrase by phrase. understand now? hey!! bufallo!! try it again!! ok... u've given up.. ah...u're looking at me with some kind of eye demeanor aye???? hey.......stop it.. now. listen and do, what i tell u. look at ur knees now. Look. ok? then... turn back to the screen for further instructions....ok.. now.. look at your mouse if you have one. If you dont have one, look at your scrolling pad in built on your laptop. now.. look back here... turn around, look back and count to 3...ok...now.. see? I told ya, nothing was gonna happen!! why are u so nervous??? haiyo.......

if u wanna die, 

 

 

 

 

 

 

just grab a knife, and, wait! dont stab yourself yet!! go to the police station, stab a police. and u'll die. This way, at least you will earn a Honours and go on to the front page of the newspapers be it The Star or Straits Times.... You'll be on wikipedia too!! Thats the greatest honours you will get! 

* Thank you!! Thank you all!! Thanks to my readers!! Thanks!! I love you all!! Thanks especially to my cousin who has inspired me to blog some good rubbish because of him himself * erhmm, public view concerned* !! Thanks for the Granny!! I mean, graMMy...!! Love ya'll guys........and bitches.. c ya! * 

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